[Voice]

[thekidsare0kay]

I can't believe I agreed to go on this stupid trip. I've boosted my signal to max and still can't find a satellite.

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[ voice ]

[hashrap]

Welcome to the real world, neckbeard.

[ voice ]

[thekidsare0kay]

What the fuck did you call me, weirdo?

[ voice ]

[hashrap]

Neckbeard. Or would you rather basementdweller? You could be Sir Pantysniffer. I think that last one fits you perfectly.

[ voice ]

[thekidsare0kay]

Speaking of panties, what's got your panties in a twist?

[ voice ]

[hashrap]

Why does the word panties automatically make you think of me? Got something to share with the class?

[voice]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the wilderness, technology's one worst enemy.

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[thekidsare0kay]

I'm blind. The wilderness smells funny and is full of inconvenient rocks and tree roots

[voice]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

I assure you, they are no less convenient for those of us who can see. I can't believe after so many years of avoiding this exercised in forced growth I still end up having to endure camp.

[voice]

[thekidsare0kay]

So it's as I thought... this is a stupid human thing. I officially blame you.

[voice]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

And this is my fault specifically why, exactly?

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Getting some fresh air is good for us, dude! That's what dad always said.

Kids all up in Sollux' nook today

[thekidsare0kay]

I'm allergic to fresh air.

HEHEHEHE

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

That doesn't even make sense.

[thekidsare0kay]

Sure it does!

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Fresh air is good for you! Think of it like some sort of survival game, hehe.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

Jeeez, Sollux, you are such a whiner!

[thekidsare0kay]

I have every right to whine when I'm miserable and have no electricity and no access to a flush load gaper. If you don't like it, don't listen.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

Well, I was going to offer to entertain you. But if you're going to be such an asshole about it...

[thekidsare0kay]

I'm not being an asshole...

Entertain me, how?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

I don't know! We can find something to do!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Woooooooow, could you complain anymore than that, Captor?

[thekidsare0kay]

I would, but my batteries are probably going to run out, soon. Enjoying yourself, vk?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

That's too bad. But I'm enjoying myself better than you are, obviously! What's so bad about it??

[thekidsare0kay]

Did I mention the thing about my batteries and the lack of internet? [Groan] Also, I'm blind. I'm not exactly in a position to go wandering around in the wilderness. Nature isn't my thing, under normal circumstances. This is just boring.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Pyrope doesn't seem to have a problem with that! Don't be such a wriggler, Sollux.

[...Idea. 8888)]

I'll tell you what, I'm feeling soooooooo generous today, I'll help you out! Be your guide or whatever.