thekidsare0kay | [Voice]

Friends with that sack of shit? I should've guessed.

[ he types in the text exactly as it appears, then runs the code. ] That it?

[Sollux scowls a little] What's happened between you two, anyway? It doesn't sound like the usual "kk is an angry douchebag and annoying to deal with pretty much constantly" stuff.

You tell me, I'm blind, remember? You should have access again. Just overwrite the modus to whatever shitty thing you like. [It's a way more efficient modus now, though it is hard to get into, now that he's in, there's virtually unlimited space. It's easy to access any item he wants and have them all at the tips of his fingers]

You took the words out of my mouth. He's an angry douchebag and annoying to deal with pretty much constantly. He used to think I was trying to steal his girlfriend, but I don't know if he still does.

[ silence again as he stops to check that everything is still there. it is, plus more space than he'll ever need. ]

... Whoa.

Oh, so it's nothing really serious, then. I thought it was something bad. [He shrugs. It's pretty obvious to him that Dave isn't trying to steal Terezi] If he really does think you're trying to take tz, I'll hit him for you. You two are in completely separate quadrants with her.

...What?

Would he have told you even if it was? He doesn't strike me as the schoolgirl chatting kind of type.

You fixed it.

I know kk pretty well, ck. If he's getting all blackrom for you, or needs an auspitice, I think I would know. Especially when you were both in the same room.

Yeah, I told you it was shitty before. This should be a lot better for you. [He grins and leans back] If you want to keep it as-is, I could give you another script to just wipe out the encryption and leave the hash modus as it is right now.

Coming from a guy who's blind as a wall.

What's the encryption do?

Believe me, I've been subject to all the different flavours of kk-screaming. Has he actually tried to kill you?

The encryption was basically just to piss you off.

Like he'd be able to do it even if he tried. I don't think so, anyway.

You're such an ass.

I think you'd know, what with the screaming and the sickle buried in your chest. [Shrug] If he doesn't actually want to kill you, it sounds like a general sort of hatred, which is basically kk's default setting. Don't take it too personally. [He grins] He hates me, too, though he also loves me, to use your human vernacular.

[Smugness. All of it. He takes the husktop back and starts typing up another little script to get rid of the encryption again] Yeah, well so are you. And it wouldn't be nearly as much fun if I wasn't.

I don't care if he likes me or not.

[ snort. leaning back on the bed. ] Says you.

Of course you don't. Why would you? [He shifts and rolls onto his stomach, still typing]

You love excitement.

[He pushes the husktop at Dave] Run that.

Terezi does, apparently. The three of us aren't allowed to go out together anymore. [ vaguely recalling his first day here. yep, let's... not... repeat that... ]

Maybe I don't. [ he enters the code. ] This'll get rid of the thing you put there to piss me off, yeah?

Well, tz's in a different position. [He chuckles] What happened when you went out together? That sounds like a story.

Yeah, I promise. No more encryption, just the pinnacle of hash modi. You'll weep with pleasure every time you stick your hand in there and pull out exactly what's on your mind.

Just windy windbag being a giant douche. Nothing you wouldn't know about, as the dude he loves. [ alright, so it isn't like that and dave knows it. ]

I could do that anyway. I was great at hash mapping my shit.

[Blush. Damnit. Trying to ignore the fact that he's going yellow, now.] Yeah, he's like that.

What happened to 'you fixed it, Sollux, wow, you're the best'.

[ prod. ] You're yellow.

You were the one who fucked it up in the first place.

[Poke in the hip] Jealous?

No, I fixed it. It's just that after I did, I put it in a box with a really good lock.

[ scoff. ] Yeah, right.

Because you're an ass.

There's no reason you should be, anyway.

[He just grins] That's right.

Because you're not flushed or because I've already made you go yellow plenty of times?

[ welp. it is a lot more useful now. ] ... Thanks.

I'm not flushed for kk. [Frown] I've thought about offering a moiraillegiance a few times, but we'd probably be a shit match.

[Woah] ...You're welcome. It wasn't like it was tough.

[ shrug. ] What's the difference between a good and a bad match? Thought the point was to keep each other from going shithive maggots.

It would've been if I'd tried.

[He sits up slowly and scoots a little closer, resting his shoulder against Dave's] Moirails are supposed to protect and advise each other, keep each other from doing stupid shit and help each other with problems. But kk and I are pretty similar. We tend to wind each other up, not calm each other down. We're good friends, but I don't know if we could help each other the way moirails are supposed to.

[He smiles and nudges Dave lightly] Just my little area of brilliance, I guess.

[ yeah, ok, he still has a hard time understanding all this quadrant bullshit. ] Troll romance is stupid.

Congratulations, I'm impressed. Considering you're blind as a fucking shoe.

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