thekidsare0kay | [Voice]

Coming from a guy who's blind as a wall.

What's the encryption do?

Believe me, I've been subject to all the different flavours of kk-screaming. Has he actually tried to kill you?

The encryption was basically just to piss you off.

Like he'd be able to do it even if he tried. I don't think so, anyway.

You're such an ass.

I think you'd know, what with the screaming and the sickle buried in your chest. [Shrug] If he doesn't actually want to kill you, it sounds like a general sort of hatred, which is basically kk's default setting. Don't take it too personally. [He grins] He hates me, too, though he also loves me, to use your human vernacular.

[Smugness. All of it. He takes the husktop back and starts typing up another little script to get rid of the encryption again] Yeah, well so are you. And it wouldn't be nearly as much fun if I wasn't.

I don't care if he likes me or not.

[ snort. leaning back on the bed. ] Says you.

Of course you don't. Why would you? [He shifts and rolls onto his stomach, still typing]

You love excitement.

[He pushes the husktop at Dave] Run that.

Terezi does, apparently. The three of us aren't allowed to go out together anymore. [ vaguely recalling his first day here. yep, let's... not... repeat that... ]

Maybe I don't. [ he enters the code. ] This'll get rid of the thing you put there to piss me off, yeah?

Well, tz's in a different position. [He chuckles] What happened when you went out together? That sounds like a story.

Yeah, I promise. No more encryption, just the pinnacle of hash modi. You'll weep with pleasure every time you stick your hand in there and pull out exactly what's on your mind.

Just windy windbag being a giant douche. Nothing you wouldn't know about, as the dude he loves. [ alright, so it isn't like that and dave knows it. ]

I could do that anyway. I was great at hash mapping my shit.

[Blush. Damnit. Trying to ignore the fact that he's going yellow, now.] Yeah, he's like that.

What happened to 'you fixed it, Sollux, wow, you're the best'.

[ prod. ] You're yellow.

You were the one who fucked it up in the first place.

[Poke in the hip] Jealous?

No, I fixed it. It's just that after I did, I put it in a box with a really good lock.

[ scoff. ] Yeah, right.

Because you're an ass.

There's no reason you should be, anyway.

[He just grins] That's right.

Because you're not flushed or because I've already made you go yellow plenty of times?

[ welp. it is a lot more useful now. ] ... Thanks.

I'm not flushed for kk. [Frown] I've thought about offering a moiraillegiance a few times, but we'd probably be a shit match.

[Woah] ...You're welcome. It wasn't like it was tough.

[ shrug. ] What's the difference between a good and a bad match? Thought the point was to keep each other from going shithive maggots.

It would've been if I'd tried.

[He sits up slowly and scoots a little closer, resting his shoulder against Dave's] Moirails are supposed to protect and advise each other, keep each other from doing stupid shit and help each other with problems. But kk and I are pretty similar. We tend to wind each other up, not calm each other down. We're good friends, but I don't know if we could help each other the way moirails are supposed to.

[He smiles and nudges Dave lightly] Just my little area of brilliance, I guess.

[ yeah, ok, he still has a hard time understanding all this quadrant bullshit. ] Troll romance is stupid.

Congratulations, I'm impressed. Considering you're blind as a fucking shoe.

And human romance is limited and ridiculous. Anyway, you have a moirallegiance with tz. Didn't she explain this to you?

[Poke] I'm getting better. [He leans in and sniffs] Yup, definitely cherries.

[ actually, terezi kind of did a really shit job of it. ] Vriska and the cat girl had to.

[ leaning away. ] Dude, keep that thing to yourself.

[Somehow this isn't that surprising] Well np has a really strong moirallegiance with eq, so she's a good one to listen to. I've never had a moirail, myself, which is probably why I'm all fucked up.

What thing?

[ shrug. ] You'll get one eventually.

The sniffer dog scent catcher thing.

Yeah, maybe. [He shrugs] In the meantime, I have friends who are helping me, so I guess that's good enough. I can't complain.

[He snorts] I'm trying to learn to see, ck. Unless you like me stuck in the dark like this?

Right, sorry. Of all people I guess I should know what it's like to be stuck in the dark. I still don't really get the sniffing thing though. I couldn't smell shit when I was you, and I definitely couldn't see using my nose or whatever.

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