[Voice]

[thekidsare0kay]

I can't believe I agreed to go on this stupid trip. I've boosted my signal to max and still can't find a satellite.

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[ R U D E Sollux.

Whatever, it definitely won't stop her from paying him a visit. Not even knocking, just barging her way right in.]

Great job, Captor! But you forgot I was staying next door. Too bad you can't block me offline, huh??

[thekidsare0kay]

[Well. Fuck. He throws a pillow in her general direction]

Too bad you don't understand plain speech. I said leave me alone. Would it help if I speak in Alternian instead?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Missed her~ She advances on him, grinning.]

I both heard and understood you! I just don't care. Come outside and quit whining about how sorry your miserable life is.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Groans and sits up] This may come as a shock, vk, but I don't want to go outside with you as my guide.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

That's too bad, Sollux. Because I've already offered my services and I'm not going to take no for an answer.

[thekidsare0kay]

[He just. Sits there. Glaring in your general direction. You probably will need to bodily drag him]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[That can be arranged. She advances on him and reaches out to grab his arms to drag him forward.]

Come oooooooon!

[thekidsare0kay]

Ack! [A bit of swearing, but he capitulates because he doesn't exactly have much choice, and is soon walking under his own power. He grits his teeth and sniffs the air as they walk outside, blind as a bat and confused by the cacophony of scents.]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Rolling her eyes. Just what the world needs, another person who sniffs around like a woofbeast.]

Looking pretty pathetic there! You can't see a thing, right??

[She'll be nice for a while about leading him around. She won't walk him into any trees just yet.]

[thekidsare0kay]

[He grumbles under his breath. Yeah, he knows he's pathetic. He's pretty much the most pitiable person possible. He clings to her hand, not wanting to be left behind.]

I can't see much, no.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Too bad! You're pretty useless without your eyes.

[Might have led them a little close to a tree so his shoulder might catch on it.]

[thekidsare0kay]

[He grunts as his shoulder hits the tree and inches a little closer to her, trying to avoid objects]

I'm not useless! I wrote a program that reads text to me and I can still code.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Snickering. Oops, did she do that?]

Oh woooooooow, you can do so much! I guess I was totally wrong and I should take everything back.

[Rolling her eyes.]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Later, Vriska's husktop blows up from a mysterious virus]

Wooooooow, you must miss tv a whole lot, huh?

[Yes, that was only seven o's. Suck it, bitch]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Don't think that went unnoticed, jackass 8888|

And. Wow she really does not want to talk about Tavros.]

You're kidding, right? I couldn't be happier that he isn't here stuttering and screwing shit up. These human months sure have been a breath of fresh air without him!

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh yeah? [Growl] You sure are trying to treat me the same way you treat him, though. Except I won't take your shit about me being useless. Got it? If you want to fantasize about him, use some other target.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Ugh too much confidence B| she needs Tavros around to bully.]

You're making some pretty bold assumptions there, Captor! Why in gog's name would I try to substitute anyone for that nookstain?

[thekidsare0kay]

Probably your ego can't handle not having him around. [Yeah, Tavros IS a nookstain. He's not going to deny it.] So you're trying to use my disability against me to make yourself feel all big and powerful, just like you do to him. [Baiting Vriska with this is probably not Sollux' smartest move]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Nope, not your smartest moment, Sollux. She's going to just lead him straight into the barrel of a tree as soon as they're close to one.]

Buuuuuuuullshit! You think you've got me all figured out, huh? Too bad you're wrong about all of that!

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh yeah? Then how come you're so obsessed with hi-- oof [Oops, there's the tree]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

I'm not! He was just my project. I was trying to turn him into a troll that was actually strong enough to live.

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Glowering] Yeah? Well why do you care if he's strong enough to live, then?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Ugh, do I really need a reason for that? I was tired of him being such a useless coward. He couldn't do anything when it actually counted.

[thekidsare0kay]

Wow, vk, I totally believe you. Because you have no ability to just ignore him if he's annoying you.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's something you'd do, but that's just not my style, Captor.