[Voice]

[thekidsare0kay]

I can't believe I agreed to go on this stupid trip. I've boosted my signal to max and still can't find a satellite.

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Don't think that went unnoticed, jackass 8888|

And. Wow she really does not want to talk about Tavros.]

You're kidding, right? I couldn't be happier that he isn't here stuttering and screwing shit up. These human months sure have been a breath of fresh air without him!

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh yeah? [Growl] You sure are trying to treat me the same way you treat him, though. Except I won't take your shit about me being useless. Got it? If you want to fantasize about him, use some other target.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Ugh too much confidence B| she needs Tavros around to bully.]

You're making some pretty bold assumptions there, Captor! Why in gog's name would I try to substitute anyone for that nookstain?

[thekidsare0kay]

Probably your ego can't handle not having him around. [Yeah, Tavros IS a nookstain. He's not going to deny it.] So you're trying to use my disability against me to make yourself feel all big and powerful, just like you do to him. [Baiting Vriska with this is probably not Sollux' smartest move]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Nope, not your smartest moment, Sollux. She's going to just lead him straight into the barrel of a tree as soon as they're close to one.]

Buuuuuuuullshit! You think you've got me all figured out, huh? Too bad you're wrong about all of that!

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh yeah? Then how come you're so obsessed with hi-- oof [Oops, there's the tree]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

I'm not! He was just my project. I was trying to turn him into a troll that was actually strong enough to live.

[8888)]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Glowering] Yeah? Well why do you care if he's strong enough to live, then?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Ugh, do I really need a reason for that? I was tired of him being such a useless coward. He couldn't do anything when it actually counted.

[thekidsare0kay]

Wow, vk, I totally believe you. Because you have no ability to just ignore him if he's annoying you.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's something you'd do, but that's just not my style, Captor.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Oh yeah, he'd totally do that. Which is why he can't resist talking to Vriska and Eridan every chance he gets. I mean, oops] So you hate him.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Spoiler: trolls are masochists]

Yeah right. He's too pathetic to be worth hate.

[thekidsare0kay]

That's what I thought. But whatever. Do what you like, and fool yourself if you want.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

I'm not fooling myself about anything. But nice try.

[thekidsare0kay]

Whatever.

So, uh, where are we going?