thekidsare0kay | [Voice]

Yeah, yeah, I'm an asshole. You want me to fix it?

No, it's great, thanks. Really. I love it. I'm going to name my children after it and we'll all frolic happily in the field of retarded dreams.

Yes, I want you to fix it.

No, no, I mean right now. [Chuckle] Come over, then. I'm in cabin 22.

[ with a disapproving click of the tongue, he's already gone.

knock knock, jackass. ]

Come in!

[He's not getting up from his sleeping rectangle if he can help it. Camp sucks. But he does sit up, anticipating that it's probably Dave]

[ of course it's dave, who else would come see some blind jerk out of nowhere.

he closes the door behind him. ]

You gonna fix it?

Sure I will, what do you take me for? [He pats the bed next to him] Come on.

[ reluctantly, he crosses the room, sitting down on the bed, leaning back on his hands. ] So, do it.

[He pulls out his husktop and starts typing slowly. After a few moments, he shows Dave a few lines of Alternian text.] Here's the code to get you in. You can reprogram it from there yourself.

Not going to try and blackmail me this time? Guess I had you wrong all this time. [ he pulls up the screen, pausing. ] ... I don't know how to type in Alternian.

Nah, this was just for fun. We're friends, remember? Keep in mind that my best friend is kk. I've done way worse shit to him. [He pauses] Uh, hang on.

[He takes the husktop back and translates the Alternian into human text - which basically still looks like nonsense. Then he pulls up another screen and writes a few lines of code in ~ATH]

Okay... type in the human stuff and then run the other script. It'll translate it for you and unlock the Fetch Modus. I'd do it myself, but I can't access your Captchalogue if I'm not in your body, I don't think.

Friends with that sack of shit? I should've guessed.

[ he types in the text exactly as it appears, then runs the code. ] That it?

[Sollux scowls a little] What's happened between you two, anyway? It doesn't sound like the usual "kk is an angry douchebag and annoying to deal with pretty much constantly" stuff.

You tell me, I'm blind, remember? You should have access again. Just overwrite the modus to whatever shitty thing you like. [It's a way more efficient modus now, though it is hard to get into, now that he's in, there's virtually unlimited space. It's easy to access any item he wants and have them all at the tips of his fingers]

You took the words out of my mouth. He's an angry douchebag and annoying to deal with pretty much constantly. He used to think I was trying to steal his girlfriend, but I don't know if he still does.

[ silence again as he stops to check that everything is still there. it is, plus more space than he'll ever need. ]

... Whoa.

Oh, so it's nothing really serious, then. I thought it was something bad. [He shrugs. It's pretty obvious to him that Dave isn't trying to steal Terezi] If he really does think you're trying to take tz, I'll hit him for you. You two are in completely separate quadrants with her.

...What?

Would he have told you even if it was? He doesn't strike me as the schoolgirl chatting kind of type.

You fixed it.

I know kk pretty well, ck. If he's getting all blackrom for you, or needs an auspitice, I think I would know. Especially when you were both in the same room.

Yeah, I told you it was shitty before. This should be a lot better for you. [He grins and leans back] If you want to keep it as-is, I could give you another script to just wipe out the encryption and leave the hash modus as it is right now.

Coming from a guy who's blind as a wall.

What's the encryption do?

Believe me, I've been subject to all the different flavours of kk-screaming. Has he actually tried to kill you?

The encryption was basically just to piss you off.

Like he'd be able to do it even if he tried. I don't think so, anyway.

You're such an ass.

I think you'd know, what with the screaming and the sickle buried in your chest. [Shrug] If he doesn't actually want to kill you, it sounds like a general sort of hatred, which is basically kk's default setting. Don't take it too personally. [He grins] He hates me, too, though he also loves me, to use your human vernacular.

[Smugness. All of it. He takes the husktop back and starts typing up another little script to get rid of the encryption again] Yeah, well so are you. And it wouldn't be nearly as much fun if I wasn't.

I don't care if he likes me or not.

[ snort. leaning back on the bed. ] Says you.

Of course you don't. Why would you? [He shifts and rolls onto his stomach, still typing]

You love excitement.

[He pushes the husktop at Dave] Run that.

Terezi does, apparently. The three of us aren't allowed to go out together anymore. [ vaguely recalling his first day here. yep, let's... not... repeat that... ]

Maybe I don't. [ he enters the code. ] This'll get rid of the thing you put there to piss me off, yeah?

Well, tz's in a different position. [He chuckles] What happened when you went out together? That sounds like a story.

Yeah, I promise. No more encryption, just the pinnacle of hash modi. You'll weep with pleasure every time you stick your hand in there and pull out exactly what's on your mind.

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