[Voice]

[thekidsare0kay]

I can't believe I agreed to go on this stupid trip. I've boosted my signal to max and still can't find a satellite.

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[ voice ]

[thekidsare0kay]

Don't forget that I was in your body for a day. I know all of your perverted secrets.

[ voice ]

[hashrap]

[ oops guess what we're not talking about?? ] And I know yours.

[ voice ]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Oops. Look at him changing the subject]

So you like all this nature stuff?

[ voice ]

[hashrap]

[ blatant change, don't think he didn't see that. ]

Fuck no.

[ voice ]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Screw you. See what you like, he doesn't care]

Then you're a neckbeard, too.

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[hashrap]

[ at least he can see. b u r n. ] Yeah, right. I'm clean-shaven as the day I wriggled out of the slime. I grew up in the middle of a city, anyway, I've never been this far outdoors. But I guess you already knew that.

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Ice cold, man. Ice cold] Clean-shaven? Trolls don't even have to shave. So what sense does that even make, to call me a neckbeard?

I grew up in a city, too. And yeah, I did know that. My hive stem looked a lot like yours, come to think of it.

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[hashrap]

Figure of speech, dude. I'm thirteen, I don't need to shave yet. Not that that's even relevant, 'cuz I'm pretty sure you missed what I was saying anyway.

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[thekidsare0kay]

Did not. It was bluh bluh Sollux is a hermit who's shithive bananas with computers and is allergic to the outdoors bluh bluh doesn't matter what you said because I'm proud of that.

Speaking of which, how do you like your new Fetch Modus?

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[hashrap]

[ rolling his eyes, because he actually has eyes. ] You're proud of being a basement dwelling neckb—

[ wait, wait, what was that about his fetch modus? he goes silent for a moment as he pauses to pull it up. ]

... What the fuck did you do?

[ voice ]

[thekidsare0kay]

[All the smugness] Something a basement dwelling neckbeard is inclined to do, I guess. Too bad you're so bitchy, or I might teach you how it's done.

You know, and help you get at your shit.

[ voice ]

[hashrap]

[ he's starting to realize why sollux deleted those photos without much of a fight. ]

Change it back, fuck. What language is this?

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[thekidsare0kay]

Alternian, duh. [he chuckles] You saying you can't hack something that easy?

[ voice ]

[hashrap]

One, I can't speak nerd. Two, I can't speak Alternian. Three, you're a douchebag.

[ voice ]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Okay he's laughing] You keep talking and all I can hear is "Please, Sollux, I need your help, come save me so I can have access to my porn mags and shitty swords".

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[hashrap]

You were the one who fucked with it in the first place.

[ voice ]

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, yeah, I'm an asshole. You want me to fix it?

[ voice ]

[hashrap]

No, it's great, thanks. Really. I love it. I'm going to name my children after it and we'll all frolic happily in the field of retarded dreams.

Yes, I want you to fix it.

[ voice ]

[thekidsare0kay]

No, no, I mean right now. [Chuckle] Come over, then. I'm in cabin 22.

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[hashrap]

[ with a disapproving click of the tongue, he's already gone.

knock knock, jackass. ]

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[thekidsare0kay]

Come in!

[He's not getting up from his sleeping rectangle if he can help it. Camp sucks. But he does sit up, anticipating that it's probably Dave]

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[hashrap]

[ of course it's dave, who else would come see some blind jerk out of nowhere.

he closes the door behind him. ]

You gonna fix it?

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[thekidsare0kay]

Sure I will, what do you take me for? [He pats the bed next to him] Come on.

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[hashrap]

[ reluctantly, he crosses the room, sitting down on the bed, leaning back on his hands. ] So, do it.

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He pulls out his husktop and starts typing slowly. After a few moments, he shows Dave a few lines of Alternian text.] Here's the code to get you in. You can reprogram it from there yourself.