thekidsare0kay | [Voice]

Figure of speech, dude. I'm thirteen, I don't need to shave yet. Not that that's even relevant, 'cuz I'm pretty sure you missed what I was saying anyway.

Did not. It was bluh bluh Sollux is a hermit who's shithive bananas with computers and is allergic to the outdoors bluh bluh doesn't matter what you said because I'm proud of that.

Speaking of which, how do you like your new Fetch Modus?

[ rolling his eyes, because he actually has eyes. ] You're proud of being a basement dwelling neckb—

[ wait, wait, what was that about his fetch modus? he goes silent for a moment as he pauses to pull it up. ]

... What the fuck did you do?

[All the smugness] Something a basement dwelling neckbeard is inclined to do, I guess. Too bad you're so bitchy, or I might teach you how it's done.

You know, and help you get at your shit.

[ he's starting to realize why sollux deleted those photos without much of a fight. ]

Change it back, fuck. What language is this?

Alternian, duh. [he chuckles] You saying you can't hack something that easy?

One, I can't speak nerd. Two, I can't speak Alternian. Three, you're a douchebag.

Edited 2011-06-29 22:30 (UTC)

[Okay he's laughing] You keep talking and all I can hear is "Please, Sollux, I need your help, come save me so I can have access to my porn mags and shitty swords".

You were the one who fucked with it in the first place.

Yeah, yeah, I'm an asshole. You want me to fix it?

No, it's great, thanks. Really. I love it. I'm going to name my children after it and we'll all frolic happily in the field of retarded dreams.

Yes, I want you to fix it.

No, no, I mean right now. [Chuckle] Come over, then. I'm in cabin 22.

[ with a disapproving click of the tongue, he's already gone.

knock knock, jackass. ]

Come in!

[He's not getting up from his sleeping rectangle if he can help it. Camp sucks. But he does sit up, anticipating that it's probably Dave]

[ of course it's dave, who else would come see some blind jerk out of nowhere.

he closes the door behind him. ]

You gonna fix it?

Sure I will, what do you take me for? [He pats the bed next to him] Come on.

[ reluctantly, he crosses the room, sitting down on the bed, leaning back on his hands. ] So, do it.

[He pulls out his husktop and starts typing slowly. After a few moments, he shows Dave a few lines of Alternian text.] Here's the code to get you in. You can reprogram it from there yourself.

Not going to try and blackmail me this time? Guess I had you wrong all this time. [ he pulls up the screen, pausing. ] ... I don't know how to type in Alternian.

Nah, this was just for fun. We're friends, remember? Keep in mind that my best friend is kk. I've done way worse shit to him. [He pauses] Uh, hang on.

[He takes the husktop back and translates the Alternian into human text - which basically still looks like nonsense. Then he pulls up another screen and writes a few lines of code in ~ATH]

Okay... type in the human stuff and then run the other script. It'll translate it for you and unlock the Fetch Modus. I'd do it myself, but I can't access your Captchalogue if I'm not in your body, I don't think.

Friends with that sack of shit? I should've guessed.

[ he types in the text exactly as it appears, then runs the code. ] That it?

[Sollux scowls a little] What's happened between you two, anyway? It doesn't sound like the usual "kk is an angry douchebag and annoying to deal with pretty much constantly" stuff.

You tell me, I'm blind, remember? You should have access again. Just overwrite the modus to whatever shitty thing you like. [It's a way more efficient modus now, though it is hard to get into, now that he's in, there's virtually unlimited space. It's easy to access any item he wants and have them all at the tips of his fingers]

You took the words out of my mouth. He's an angry douchebag and annoying to deal with pretty much constantly. He used to think I was trying to steal his girlfriend, but I don't know if he still does.

[ silence again as he stops to check that everything is still there. it is, plus more space than he'll ever need. ]

... Whoa.

Oh, so it's nothing really serious, then. I thought it was something bad. [He shrugs. It's pretty obvious to him that Dave isn't trying to steal Terezi] If he really does think you're trying to take tz, I'll hit him for you. You two are in completely separate quadrants with her.

...What?

Would he have told you even if it was? He doesn't strike me as the schoolgirl chatting kind of type.

You fixed it.

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