thekidsare0kay

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hell0?
i f0und this thing
it's n0t my 0wn huskt0p but i can't find that
i h0pe this piece 0f shit is w0rking

0kay guys this isn't funny anym0re
y0u can c0me 0ut n0w
i'm awake and s0rt 0f getting nerv0us
y0u might n0t have n0ticed since i was unc0nsci0us and all
but i can't actually see a damn thing
s0 cut it 0ut

0kay?
i'll just
wait here

[OOC: Sollux is hiding in an alley in the Underground. If you communicate with him (I recommend voice, and he'll find the voice function of his own network communicator once he realizes it might exist) he can give you details to find him. And then we can go to action spam in the comments, I guess? You're also welcome to go straight to action if you want to stumble over him directly.]

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[He freezes for a moment. Gamzee killed Equius and Nepeta? Vriska killing Tavros he can believe, but that...?]

Did everyone just completely lose their minds while I was asleep?

[Still stunned by this news, he struggles to his feet, then leans his shoulder against the wall, his free hand rubbing his forehead. His head was pounding. Might have something to do with burning his eyes out with psychic power and then slamming into a wall so hard he dented it. Maybe.]

Yes. Apparently the sopor slime was keeping him sane. [She frowns again.] If you can consider that sane.

Heyyy, you aren't going to faint on me, are you?

Fuck. I never thought... Damn.

[At her question, he shakes his head, as if trying to clear it]

No, of course not. I'm just a bit tired.

[He straightens a little, and gropes along the wall, trying to feel his way out towards the mouth of the alley while holding tight to Terezi's hand.]

[Jegus, he must be so freaked out. She can't imagine what going blind would have been like without her lusus to teach her. She starts heading towards the mouth of the alley, too, making sure to stay close to him.]

Don't worry, Sollux! I will lead the way. And I will teach you everything I know, too!

[He blinks. Maybe it's stupid, but he hadn't thought of that - that Terezi might be able to teach him.]

Great... you'll teach me to go around licking everything like a creeper? I can't wait.

[A tiny pause] You think it'll work?

[HUFF.]

Of course it will work, stupid! You should be excited for the chance to experience such an exquisite sensory bouquet!

...I'm so thrilled I can barely contain myself. [But he is smiling hopefully, just a tiny bit. He's also leaning on her a little, and considering how embarrassing it would be to put his arm around her shoulders.] So...how far do we have to go?

[Whatever, man, Terezi has no sense of personal space, so she loops an arm around his waist to steer him more easily.]

Welll, we are kind of underground right now! I am not sure why you had to be difficult and show up here. Most people arrive in the center of the city.

It's my mission in life to to make your life difficult. [Sollux sighed] So...is this some kind of human city?

Yes, kind of! There are mostly humans here, but people from all different universes have been sucked in.

Oh. [Today just makes no sense at all] So this really doesn't have anything to do with SGRUB.

No, nothing at all! It is kind of a long story. I think maybe we should get all of this mustard off of you first.

[Going... Up, I guess? How does the Underground work what is this.]

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Yeah, that sounds good.

[Up, possibly, sounds like a likely way to go. He lapses into silence and focuses on walking and not passing out, for now.]

[Yes, not passing out would be a good thing, because Terezi is pretty sure there are really strong monsters down here, and she would not like to run into any at the moment. Let's just... Pick up the pace a bit, shall we, Sollux?]

[Monsters? No one said anything about monsters. He senses her hurry and struggles to move as fast as he can, saving his breath for walking and figuring he can ask more questions later.]

[ worry not, dear blind parade. coolkid's here to save the day, as usual. with his trusty SORD slung over his shoulder, he approaches the very unstable-looking duo from the way they're currently headed. ]

Looks like he's about to die.

[Terezi cocks her head, then reaches out with her free hand to give Dave a little push.]

You are not helping!

[His head comes up and he wobbles once in surprise at Dave's voice, then he puts it down again with an expression of determination and keeps on walking.]

I'm not going to die until I find out why tz likes licking your text so much, dv.

It's officially my life goal to learn to lick you and enjoy it. With both of them. Starting now.

[ eyebrow raise????? dude gross????????????? ]

Great, another one. Whatever, the Dave buffet is open 24/7, just keep your tongue above the waist and we're good.

[She giggles and continues on. Let's just go around Dave.]

Red is a very distinguished flavor! I am sure you will love it.

Tongues. [He smirks in Dave's general direction as they walk around him, and sticks both of them out.

Okay, there's some merit in Terezi's weirdness. It's sort of fun.]

[ ugh, great. disgusting. another alien hankering for his sweet scent and this one's got twice the spit. nice.

he shrugs, because coolkids are visibly unflappable, and follows a couple steps behind them, SORD glittering like vampire skin in the daylight. he keeps the thing for the sake of the irony, really. ]

[Terezi laughs again, continuing upwards towards the surface.]

Dave can be your first lesson!

[He's been teasing. Not being alone and lost is really improving his mood. But he grimaces at Terezi's words]

Seriously? You're going to teach me to lick a pink wriggler as my first lesson?

[ this whole conversation is gross and you should both feel bad. ]

No thanks, I'm sure he'll do fine without me.

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Action! LOL! I was like wow

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Action; Why is sleep necessary?

action; how could you have left us

action; sleep is a waste of time man

action; I'll never do it again

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