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[thekidsare0kay]

hell0?
i f0und this thing
it's n0t my 0wn huskt0p but i can't find that
i h0pe this piece 0f shit is w0rking

0kay guys this isn't funny anym0re
y0u can c0me 0ut n0w
i'm awake and s0rt 0f getting nerv0us
y0u might n0t have n0ticed since i was unc0nsci0us and all
but i can't actually see a damn thing
s0 cut it 0ut

0kay?
i'll just
wait here

[OOC: Sollux is hiding in an alley in the Underground. If you communicate with him (I recommend voice, and he'll find the voice function of his own network communicator once he realizes it might exist) he can give you details to find him. And then we can go to action spam in the comments, I guess? You're also welcome to go straight to action if you want to stumble over him directly.]

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[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Oh Sollux it is ON. She giggles.]

Do you think I am?

[hashrap]

[ arm around terezi's shoulders. GIRL. ]

She's the fucking ring leader.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Oh okay, now things are getting very chummy considering that Sollux has his arm around Terezi's waist already.]

How can you be a ring leader if you're the only one? And that doesn't make a harem, anyway.

[Twilight zone moment. Sollux is starting to wonder if they really are together, and is sort of weirded out. Are they trolling or telling the truth? He doesn't even know anymore, though he's sure all that stuff about Dave's interest in him was just trolling, obviously]

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[She grins, looping her free arm around Dave's waist. Sollux you are getting double-teamed.]

I am the ring leader because I am the one he likes the best!

[hashrap]

You think she's the only one? One girl does not a Strider harem make. Got girls piled up outside my door, screaming my name as I walk past.

[thekidsare0kay]

Sure you do. [He can't roll his eyes because he hasn't got any, BUT HE WANTS TO] And where do you keep the boys?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Feel her pain]

Karkat leads them, obviously!

[Through the plaza now! Look at that pretty fountain, Sollux!]

[hashrap]

[ wince. all this talk and this—this is what finally gets him. ]

TZ that's disgusting. I don't want that shithole anywhere near me or anything I'll ever come into contact with.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Haha very funny. He can kind of hear a fountain, but that's all.

He chokes and then bursts out laughing]

So really dv is in your harem, tz. Because if it involves kk, that's what it's got to be.

[Blinks] Unless we're talking about a caliginous thing between dv and kk.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[She giggles and changes their direction slightly, heading for the apartments.]

Oh no, I have been found out! Yes, it's true!

[She pauses, tilting her head towards Dave again.]

I am not sure if there is a thing. Sometimes I wonder!

[hashrap]

[ THIS CONVERSATION IS DISGUSTING. ]

Ok, I have no idea what that is, but I'd rather be stuck in a hell of eternal colonoscopies than be in a relationship with that loudmouthed fuck.

[thekidsare0kay]

Huh.

[He leans a little closer to Terezi, though he's still perfectly audible to Dave]

It does sound a bit caliginous over there.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[COMPLETELY IGNORING DAVE.]

I told you! Honestly, half the time I feel as though I am auspiticing for them!

[hashrap]

[ NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID TROLL ROMANCE SHIT. ]

[thekidsare0kay]

Wow, and kk is okay with this, too? What am I saying, he must be ecstatic, human or no.

[Look it's an apartment building, and a door. They go inside]

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Annnd up to the eighth floor they go! VRISKA SUCKS.]

Karkat is never okay with anything.

[So basically they are all walking with their arms around each other just pointing that out.]

[hashrap]

[ totally not following any of this conversation?? this is so stupid. TROLLS ARE SO STUPID. ]

He'd better not be home.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Trolls are not stupid. Humans are stupid. Okay?]

Yeah, you're right. What am I saying? He's got to be miserable.

Uh, where are we going, by the way?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

I am not sure if he is home, Dave! Don't worry, though. I will protect you.

[She shoots him a smirk before turning her attention back to Sollux.]

Karkat and I live in an apartment in this building. You can stay with us, if you'd like.

[hashrap]

[ snort. like he'd need protection. he's the fucking knight of goddamn time. ]

I live four floors down if you ever get sick of the loudmouth.

[thekidsare0kay]

You live with kk? [Woah.] Are you sure... I'm not intruding or something?

[Though he does want to accept the offer, very much. Being as close to his blindness instructor and his best friend sounds like a great fucking idea right now.

At Dave's offer, he blinks a little] Apparently everyone wants me to live with them... Do you live alone, dv?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

It is fine! Dave lives with John. Vriska will probably be visiting all the time.

[Gross.]

[hashrap]

Dude, you can't say her name in that tone when she lives next door to you.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Ew] Oh man, John and vs? I'm sorry, dv. I apparently live four floors above you if you get tired of being in the presence of grade A bitch.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[She is cackling. AND THEY'RE AT THE APARTMENT NOW OR WHATEVER. Swinging the door open!]