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[thekidsare0kay]

hell0?
i f0und this thing
it's n0t my 0wn huskt0p but i can't find that
i h0pe this piece 0f shit is w0rking

0kay guys this isn't funny anym0re
y0u can c0me 0ut n0w
i'm awake and s0rt 0f getting nerv0us
y0u might n0t have n0ticed since i was unc0nsci0us and all
but i can't actually see a damn thing
s0 cut it 0ut

0kay?
i'll just
wait here

[OOC: Sollux is hiding in an alley in the Underground. If you communicate with him (I recommend voice, and he'll find the voice function of his own network communicator once he realizes it might exist) he can give you details to find him. And then we can go to action spam in the comments, I guess? You're also welcome to go straight to action if you want to stumble over him directly.]

Comments

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

I am not sure if he is home, Dave! Don't worry, though. I will protect you.

[She shoots him a smirk before turning her attention back to Sollux.]

Karkat and I live in an apartment in this building. You can stay with us, if you'd like.

[hashrap]

[ snort. like he'd need protection. he's the fucking knight of goddamn time. ]

I live four floors down if you ever get sick of the loudmouth.

[thekidsare0kay]

You live with kk? [Woah.] Are you sure... I'm not intruding or something?

[Though he does want to accept the offer, very much. Being as close to his blindness instructor and his best friend sounds like a great fucking idea right now.

At Dave's offer, he blinks a little] Apparently everyone wants me to live with them... Do you live alone, dv?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

It is fine! Dave lives with John. Vriska will probably be visiting all the time.

[Gross.]

[hashrap]

Dude, you can't say her name in that tone when she lives next door to you.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Ew] Oh man, John and vs? I'm sorry, dv. I apparently live four floors above you if you get tired of being in the presence of grade A bitch.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[She is cackling. AND THEY'RE AT THE APARTMENT NOW OR WHATEVER. Swinging the door open!]

[hashrap]

Got a problem with John? Watch your tongues bro or I'll rip them both out.

[thekidsare0kay]

John? No I don't have a problem with him. Except his taste in women, he seems fine.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[HUFF. Heading inside.]

Be careful, Dave. I do not think she is happy with you.

[hashrap]

I already know she's not happy with me. She's jealous that Egbert would rather live with a Strider than with a spiderbitch.

[thekidsare0kay]

Well, at least eb isn't a complete idiot.

[Okay, they're inside the apartment. Goal complete, you gain a level.]

Hey, tz, where's the ablution trap?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Her eyes narrow in confusion for a second as she lets go of Dave and turns to Sollux.]

What?

[OH RIGHT.]

Oh! Our bathtub! I will show you!

[Leading him to the bathroom bluh bluh!]

[hashrap]

[ tentatively steps inside. no karkat in sight, thank god. unceremoniously sprawls himself out on the couch. he's not helping you bathe the retard ok.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Come on, Dave, you know you want to know if the carpet matches the drapes. Or the, uh, you know whats, match the other things. You know what I mean.]

What are you, a high blood now? I thought you were green enough not to talk like that, tz.

[He laughs as Terezi leads him into the bathroom]

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ Dave's luck is about to change. Karkat's poking his head out of his respiteblock. ]

Sure as hell took you nooklickers long enough to get the fuck out of there.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

I fluctuate!

[Welp. That was definitely Karkat she heard. She sighs and then kicks the door shut.]

It might get loud soon.

[hashrap]

[ groan. great. have a douchebag wave from somewhere on the couch. ]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Okay, the impending storm generated by Karkat and Dave is interesting, but Sollux has a far more urgent problem]

Uh... are you staying in here with me, tz?

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ and have a pillow chucked at your face, Strider. he hates you. still. kind of. in a platonic fashion. at least it isn't jealousy issues. ]

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[SCOFF.]

Of course not! Would you rather I let you find everything in here yourself?

[She takes a hold of his shoulders and sits him on the edge of the tub, then shoves a washcloth and soap into his hands.]

[hashrap]

[ thank you for the pillow karkat he's very comfortable now ] So hostile. Your girlfriend is being seduced by a blind guy with two tongues, maybe you should go check that out instead trying to get all up in my grill.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Oh. Good. He's blushing a little, but takes the soap and washcloth and slowly takes his shirt off, then bends to remove his shoes. That's as far as he's going with Terezi in the room, though]

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no. Captor does happen to be my fucking best friend. Besides... He does more for the dead girls or fish girls. Either way, Terezi isn't really his type.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[SHE SMELLS YOUR GROSS MUSTARD BLUSH, SOLLUX. Terezi paps him on the back of the head and giggles.]

No drowning yourself, okay?

[Then she leaves the room, closing the door behind herself and heading over to Karkat. They are... Not yelling. This is a pleasant surprise. She reaches out to take his hand.]

Hi.