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[thekidsare0kay]

hell0?
i f0und this thing
it's n0t my 0wn huskt0p but i can't find that
i h0pe this piece 0f shit is w0rking

0kay guys this isn't funny anym0re
y0u can c0me 0ut n0w
i'm awake and s0rt 0f getting nerv0us
y0u might n0t have n0ticed since i was unc0nsci0us and all
but i can't actually see a damn thing
s0 cut it 0ut

0kay?
i'll just
wait here

[OOC: Sollux is hiding in an alley in the Underground. If you communicate with him (I recommend voice, and he'll find the voice function of his own network communicator once he realizes it might exist) he can give you details to find him. And then we can go to action spam in the comments, I guess? You're also welcome to go straight to action if you want to stumble over him directly.]

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Haha very funny. He can kind of hear a fountain, but that's all.

He chokes and then bursts out laughing]

So really dv is in your harem, tz. Because if it involves kk, that's what it's got to be.

[Blinks] Unless we're talking about a caliginous thing between dv and kk.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[She giggles and changes their direction slightly, heading for the apartments.]

Oh no, I have been found out! Yes, it's true!

[She pauses, tilting her head towards Dave again.]

I am not sure if there is a thing. Sometimes I wonder!

[hashrap]

[ THIS CONVERSATION IS DISGUSTING. ]

Ok, I have no idea what that is, but I'd rather be stuck in a hell of eternal colonoscopies than be in a relationship with that loudmouthed fuck.

[thekidsare0kay]

Huh.

[He leans a little closer to Terezi, though he's still perfectly audible to Dave]

It does sound a bit caliginous over there.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[COMPLETELY IGNORING DAVE.]

I told you! Honestly, half the time I feel as though I am auspiticing for them!

[hashrap]

[ NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID TROLL ROMANCE SHIT. ]

[thekidsare0kay]

Wow, and kk is okay with this, too? What am I saying, he must be ecstatic, human or no.

[Look it's an apartment building, and a door. They go inside]

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Annnd up to the eighth floor they go! VRISKA SUCKS.]

Karkat is never okay with anything.

[So basically they are all walking with their arms around each other just pointing that out.]

[hashrap]

[ totally not following any of this conversation?? this is so stupid. TROLLS ARE SO STUPID. ]

He'd better not be home.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Trolls are not stupid. Humans are stupid. Okay?]

Yeah, you're right. What am I saying? He's got to be miserable.

Uh, where are we going, by the way?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

I am not sure if he is home, Dave! Don't worry, though. I will protect you.

[She shoots him a smirk before turning her attention back to Sollux.]

Karkat and I live in an apartment in this building. You can stay with us, if you'd like.

[hashrap]

[ snort. like he'd need protection. he's the fucking knight of goddamn time. ]

I live four floors down if you ever get sick of the loudmouth.

[thekidsare0kay]

You live with kk? [Woah.] Are you sure... I'm not intruding or something?

[Though he does want to accept the offer, very much. Being as close to his blindness instructor and his best friend sounds like a great fucking idea right now.

At Dave's offer, he blinks a little] Apparently everyone wants me to live with them... Do you live alone, dv?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

It is fine! Dave lives with John. Vriska will probably be visiting all the time.

[Gross.]

[hashrap]

Dude, you can't say her name in that tone when she lives next door to you.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Ew] Oh man, John and vs? I'm sorry, dv. I apparently live four floors above you if you get tired of being in the presence of grade A bitch.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[She is cackling. AND THEY'RE AT THE APARTMENT NOW OR WHATEVER. Swinging the door open!]

[hashrap]

Got a problem with John? Watch your tongues bro or I'll rip them both out.

[thekidsare0kay]

John? No I don't have a problem with him. Except his taste in women, he seems fine.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[HUFF. Heading inside.]

Be careful, Dave. I do not think she is happy with you.

[hashrap]

I already know she's not happy with me. She's jealous that Egbert would rather live with a Strider than with a spiderbitch.

[thekidsare0kay]

Well, at least eb isn't a complete idiot.

[Okay, they're inside the apartment. Goal complete, you gain a level.]

Hey, tz, where's the ablution trap?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Her eyes narrow in confusion for a second as she lets go of Dave and turns to Sollux.]

What?

[OH RIGHT.]

Oh! Our bathtub! I will show you!

[Leading him to the bathroom bluh bluh!]

[hashrap]

[ tentatively steps inside. no karkat in sight, thank god. unceremoniously sprawls himself out on the couch. he's not helping you bathe the retard ok.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Come on, Dave, you know you want to know if the carpet matches the drapes. Or the, uh, you know whats, match the other things. You know what I mean.]

What are you, a high blood now? I thought you were green enough not to talk like that, tz.

[He laughs as Terezi leads him into the bathroom]