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[thekidsare0kay]

hell0?
i f0und this thing
it's n0t my 0wn huskt0p but i can't find that
i h0pe this piece 0f shit is w0rking

0kay guys this isn't funny anym0re
y0u can c0me 0ut n0w
i'm awake and s0rt 0f getting nerv0us
y0u might n0t have n0ticed since i was unc0nsci0us and all
but i can't actually see a damn thing
s0 cut it 0ut

0kay?
i'll just
wait here

[OOC: Sollux is hiding in an alley in the Underground. If you communicate with him (I recommend voice, and he'll find the voice function of his own network communicator once he realizes it might exist) he can give you details to find him. And then we can go to action spam in the comments, I guess? You're also welcome to go straight to action if you want to stumble over him directly.]

Comments

[hashrap]

Yeah dude, everyone knows that I'm basically in love with you. I want to feel your bone lump between my hands. C'mon, you me and a bucket, let's go.

[ to terezi: ] Where're we taking this douchebag anyway?

[thekidsare0kay]

[Okay he's turning yellow now and punching Terezi in the shoulder, and trying to ignore the human] My name's SOLLUX, get it right!

And sorry, dv. I'm flattered, but it's just not going to work. You probably can't handle me anyway.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Well that's fine because Dave's stupid comment is making her turn bright teal.]

Dave, oh my God! Shut up!

[hashrap]

Is our rad bromance offending you? Wow, TZ, I didn't know you were so shallow.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Coolkid: 1, Trollkids: 0. Both of them are blushing now, it seems. But Sollux is rallying his troops valiantly.]

Wow, kk was right. You humans just can't wait to get all up in our bone bulges. What is it about aliens that turns you on, dv? Can't get it on with your human women?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Yes Sollux, be brave! Terezi leans closer to him and whispers conspiratorially.]

Sollux, shh! You are hitting too close to home for him!

[hashrap]

[ coolkid is still in the lead, weirdos. you can't make a strider blush, it's impossible. this is a losing game. ]

Nah, I've just got a thing for the blind, especially the ones with two tongues. You should think about joining the Dave Strider harem.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Okay. Time to attack a less unflappable target]

Hey tz, are you in his harem?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Oh Sollux it is ON. She giggles.]

Do you think I am?

[hashrap]

[ arm around terezi's shoulders. GIRL. ]

She's the fucking ring leader.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Oh okay, now things are getting very chummy considering that Sollux has his arm around Terezi's waist already.]

How can you be a ring leader if you're the only one? And that doesn't make a harem, anyway.

[Twilight zone moment. Sollux is starting to wonder if they really are together, and is sort of weirded out. Are they trolling or telling the truth? He doesn't even know anymore, though he's sure all that stuff about Dave's interest in him was just trolling, obviously]

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[She grins, looping her free arm around Dave's waist. Sollux you are getting double-teamed.]

I am the ring leader because I am the one he likes the best!

[hashrap]

You think she's the only one? One girl does not a Strider harem make. Got girls piled up outside my door, screaming my name as I walk past.

[thekidsare0kay]

Sure you do. [He can't roll his eyes because he hasn't got any, BUT HE WANTS TO] And where do you keep the boys?

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Feel her pain]

Karkat leads them, obviously!

[Through the plaza now! Look at that pretty fountain, Sollux!]

[hashrap]

[ wince. all this talk and this—this is what finally gets him. ]

TZ that's disgusting. I don't want that shithole anywhere near me or anything I'll ever come into contact with.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Haha very funny. He can kind of hear a fountain, but that's all.

He chokes and then bursts out laughing]

So really dv is in your harem, tz. Because if it involves kk, that's what it's got to be.

[Blinks] Unless we're talking about a caliginous thing between dv and kk.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[She giggles and changes their direction slightly, heading for the apartments.]

Oh no, I have been found out! Yes, it's true!

[She pauses, tilting her head towards Dave again.]

I am not sure if there is a thing. Sometimes I wonder!

[hashrap]

[ THIS CONVERSATION IS DISGUSTING. ]

Ok, I have no idea what that is, but I'd rather be stuck in a hell of eternal colonoscopies than be in a relationship with that loudmouthed fuck.

[thekidsare0kay]

Huh.

[He leans a little closer to Terezi, though he's still perfectly audible to Dave]

It does sound a bit caliginous over there.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[COMPLETELY IGNORING DAVE.]

I told you! Honestly, half the time I feel as though I am auspiticing for them!

[hashrap]

[ NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID TROLL ROMANCE SHIT. ]

[thekidsare0kay]

Wow, and kk is okay with this, too? What am I saying, he must be ecstatic, human or no.

[Look it's an apartment building, and a door. They go inside]

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Annnd up to the eighth floor they go! VRISKA SUCKS.]

Karkat is never okay with anything.

[So basically they are all walking with their arms around each other just pointing that out.]

[hashrap]

[ totally not following any of this conversation?? this is so stupid. TROLLS ARE SO STUPID. ]

He'd better not be home.