thekidsare0kay

what the fuck wa2 all that mu2ic ye2terday ab0ut?
i kn0w y0u human2 pr0bably get tired 0f u2 alien2 a2king inane que2ti0n2, but 2eri0u2ly.
it'2 getting like 12th perigee2 eve up in here.
and i need t0 kn0w if i need t0 find pre2ent2 f0r the dr0ne2 bef0re i get culled 0r 20mething.

( Cut for stuff that no one cares about but Eridan, Dave, Aradia, and Karkat )

[OOC: This text ad scrolls across the top of every browser window in the city at fifteen minute intervals throughout the day. It doesn't matter which website you're looking at or even if you've actually loaded a new page, it still shows up. The identity of the hacker is hidden, but uh...it's probably obvious if you know trolls.

Responses to this post can be assumed to be trollian conversations with twinArmageddons XD Or you're welcome to hit up his IC contact post, or bang on his door if you know where he lives, I'm cool with whatever.]

electr0nic 2ecurity expert 0ffering their 2ervice2.
price2 neg0tiable.
d0wnl0ad freeware 20ftware pr0gram 'trollian' 0r click thi2 link --> trollian.exe.
and c0ntact 'twinArmageddons' t0 di2cu22 y0ur need2.
2eri0u2 and legal inquirie2 0nly.

[Translation: Electronic security expert offering their services.
Prices negotiable.
Download freeware software program 'trollian' or click this link --> trollian.exe.
and contact 'twinArmageddons' to discuss your needs.
serious and legal inquiries only.]

[Sollux is outside of Building 8, frolicking around the fountain.

Unfortunately, today Sollux is a foot-long six-legged insect, rather than the usual five-foot troll shape.

He's getting sort of close to the water]

Oh my god, holy shit!

[He grabs the camera and tilts it up crazily until his face comes into view. He's grinning like a maniac, and he rips off his glasses to show his eyes - one red and one blue. He has eyes]

I can thee! I can fucking thee! KK I am going to throttle you and then fucking kithh you on the lipth, and there'th nothing you can do to thtop me.

[And with that, he cuts the feed.

Except.]

[Locked to Eridan like fuck, and text]

i have pretty much half my p0wer2 back, and a2 y0u can 2ee, i have eye2
c0me at me, br0
if y0u dare

i'll be at the d0ck, where i wa2 bef0re
it's payback time, grubfucker

[Locked to Karkat like fuck, and text]

what the fuck did y0u d0, a22wipe?
what did y0u have t0 give them?

[Most boring video, ever. Sollux is sprawled back on his bed, husktop on his stomach, typing quickly. Every few seconds, he pauses and types a key command, and the computer reads back what he's doing, in a mechanical voice. It sounds like gibberish, since he's coding in a programming language that few of you have even heard of, and those who have aren't nearly as fluent in it as Sollux is.

His hair is mussed and his shirt is wrinkled. There are dirty dishes and half-empty cups scattered around his room. He hasn't actually left his room for long in a few days.

He picks up a carton of half-eaten takeout, sniffs it dubiously, then tosses it back onto his bedside table.]

...I'm hungry.

[And he keeps on typing]

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