[Video], backdated to August 12th

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh my god, holy shit!

[He grabs the camera and tilts it up crazily until his face comes into view. He's grinning like a maniac, and he rips off his glasses to show his eyes - one red and one blue. He has eyes]

I can thee! I can fucking thee! KK I am going to throttle you and then fucking kithh you on the lipth, and there'th nothing you can do to thtop me.

[And with that, he cuts the feed.

Except.]

[Locked to Eridan like fuck, and text]

i have pretty much half my p0wer2 back, and a2 y0u can 2ee, i have eye2
c0me at me, br0
if y0u dare


i'll be at the d0ck, where i wa2 bef0re
it's payback time, grubfucker

[Locked to Karkat like fuck, and text]

what the fuck did y0u d0, a22wipe?
what did y0u have t0 give them?

Comments

[video]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

I almost feel I'd like to see that if it wouldn't feel so very intrusive.

Might I enquire as to how Karkat is responsible?

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Yeah, video is fine. Sollux doesn't have black yawning pits to hide anymore, and he doesn't care about his lisp when it comes to his friends. And today, everyone's his friend]

Nah, he detherveth for everyone to thee thith, after I thpethifically told him not to do thith!

He mutht have made a deal with the deitieth.

[video]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

Oh so it is they who have granted this recovery, negotiated on your behalf by Karkat?

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

That'th what I'm guethhing, thinthe I thee no other reathon they would grow back overnight. And bethideth, kk thaid he wanted to.

Locked

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ this is Karkat. this is Karkat on video.

this is Karkat throwing his middle finger up at his best bro.

and cutting the feed. ]

[Action]

[thekidsare0kay]

[This is Sollux walking down the hall to Karkat's room and banging on the door]

[Action]

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ here Karkat opens his mouth to shout out profanities... and nothing comes out. shit, this is going to be hard. so hard.

sighing, he stands, if he doesn't answer then Captor really will break it. better face the music now rather than later.

he swings open the door and glares. glares so hard. ]

[Action]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Pouncegreet!

Sollux doesn't care about Karkat's glaring. He throws himself through the door and clings onto him.]

Are you okay? What the fuck did you give them?

(Private)

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Just as I thought, Karkat did make a deal.

(Private)

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah i think he did
the beautiful n00k2niffer

Re: (Private)

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Do you think there are enough of his voice posts to cobble together a short verbal statement or two? Just a little something so he can have a 'screamed insult' on the ready.

[ video ]

[aliveandticking]

Wow, that's amazing! So he traded something, huh?

[ video ]

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, though I dunno what, yet. I'm going to find out right now.

[ video ]

[aliveandticking]

Knowing him, probably something that'll cause him some trouble. Keep an eye on him! --Oh, while I've got this on...

[ she backs away from the camera and twirls around. LOOK, I'M A FAIRY ]

And now you're finally up to date with what god tier looks like!

action;

[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

[.........Eridan is not at all certain he likes this new eyes development. Maybe he won't get Sollux the rest of his powers after all. That sounds pretty good, actually. If Sollux has the benefit of eyes, he probably doesn't need them anyway. He'll probably just go until he gets bored of bringing the deity fish.

Anyway, as soon as he received the message, Eridan swam back to under the dock, deep enough that it wouldn't be obvious he was arriving. And that's where he is now, in shadow, staring up to watch for movement from under the water.]

action;

[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux is too busy talking to his moirail to deal with you, Eridan. I hope you're willing to wait a couple of hours]

action;

[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

[Fuck you, he's fine, he's on the Network, and he's already made out with so many people today, you don't even know. >|]

[voice]

[designedtoparty]

Aw, you can thee! We're all thuper happy for you. Too bad it thopped short of thixing how you thpeak.

permatext

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ oh hell no. you did not just do that. ]

permatext

[designedtoparty]

[Oh, yes he did. And he's just going to ignore everything he just said.]

Oh, hey!
Did you finally take my advice about using a brighter colour?
Good for you. Red suits you. :)

[voice]

[thekidsare0kay]

Wow, your bulge mutht be the thize of a pea, if you get off on teathing thtrangerth for their lithpth. Like kk thaid, you can jutht fuck off.

[voice]

[designedtoparty]

Hey, that's a very hurtful thing to say about my bulge. Which is huge, in case you were wondering.

It was a joke, all right? No need to get so worked up over it.

[hashrap]

so thats what your eyes looked like

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, y0u like them?

[hashrap]

im rendered speechless by sudden animalistic attraction