thekidsare0kay

what the fuck wa2 all that mu2ic ye2terday ab0ut?
i kn0w y0u human2 pr0bably get tired 0f u2 alien2 a2king inane que2ti0n2, but 2eri0u2ly.
it'2 getting like 12th perigee2 eve up in here.
and i need t0 kn0w if i need t0 find pre2ent2 f0r the dr0ne2 bef0re i get culled 0r 20mething.

( Cut for stuff that no one cares about but Eridan, Dave, Aradia, and Karkat )

what the actual fuck.
where did all the2e pe0ple c0me fr0m?
yeah i've read a bunch 0f p02t2 20 i kn0w what'2 g0ing 0n, but that d0e2n't actually explain why milli0n2 0f pe0ple ju2t fucking 2h0wed up apparently t0 t0ur 0ur pri20n and laugh at u2 like 20me kind 0f fucking 2ide2h0w.
if any0ne want2 me, i'm in my re2pite bl0ck 2tudi0u2ly ign0ring the w0rld'2 exi2tence.

w0w ed.
i really didn't think y0u had it in y0u.
but 2eri0u2ly, if y0u were g0ing t0 2pam my tr0llian with de2perate attempt2 t0 get me t0 watch y0u take y0ur cl0the2 0ff 0n vide0, i w0uld have th0ught y0u w0uld at lea2t have the 2hame gl0be2 t0 admit it wa2 y0u.
in2tead 0f pretending t0 be a 22/f/human.

thank2 f0r the laugh, th0ugh.

[Sollux is outside of Building 8, frolicking around the fountain.

Unfortunately, today Sollux is a foot-long six-legged insect, rather than the usual five-foot troll shape.

He's getting sort of close to the water]

[Even Sollux doesn't have perfect control over his gadgetry. Mostly because he has really, really fucking shitty luck.

And he was dumb enough to bring his portable computer into the bathroom with him before impulsively deciding to examine himself in the mirror.

He draws his shirt up, baring his stomach almost up to the chest. There are a few small scratches that have scabbed over and are nearly healed. But there on his stomach is a set of deep cuts, still scabbed with yellow blood and obviously deep. They form two wavy lines, one on top of the other, and look to have been deliberately inflicted.

He grimaces at the sight and pulls the shirt down irritably to cover the cuts before grabbing his computer and walking off, muttering to himself]

They are definitely going to thcar. Fuck my life.

[Sollux never uses video, but right now he is. He smirks a little, showing extra fangs, now that they've been growing back in]

Went and got mythelf something nithe today.

( Cut for awesome gif )

Yeah, I'm feeling a little better.

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