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thekidsare0kay) wrote2011-12-03 12:08 pm
thekidsare0kay) wrote2011-12-03 12:08 pm
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what the fuck wa2 all that mu2ic ye2terday ab0ut?
i kn0w y0u human2 pr0bably get tired 0f u2 alien2 a2king inane que2ti0n2, but 2eri0u2ly.
it'2 getting like 12th perigee2 eve up in here.
and i need t0 kn0w if i need t0 find pre2ent2 f0r the dr0ne2 bef0re i get culled 0r 20mething.
Sollux has been a naughty boy this year, tbh, and...stolen a bunch of money.
TODAY, Dave gets his birthday present, which is a gift certificate for a local electronic's store, for $2000.
Sometime later, when Sollux discovers what Christmas is all about etc., he will get a second one.
TODAY, Eridan gets a note slipped under his door: meet me at the d0ck2
The rest of the presents will come towards the end of the month and we can play it out later if you guys want.
Aradia gets the HUMAN Indiana Jones box set, including Crystal Skull, and a little note: 2aw thi2 and i th0ught y0u might like it. i'll watch it with y0u if y0u want.
Karkat gets a large box of movies, also. Basically a random selection of human romcoms that Sollux stuck in a box and taped a note to it: dunn0 where the2e came fr0m but i th0ught y0u might get m0re u2e 0ut 0f them than i w0uld.
P.2. i w0n't watch them with y0u
P.P.2. n0t even if y0u wear the 0ther pre2ent.
P.P.P.2. the p.p.2 wa2 a lie, i will watch them with y0u if y0u wear them.
And in a second box, nestled inside the first, is a pair of fuzzy reindeer stockings and a red sweater with Rudolph on it, with an LED light-up nose.
i kn0w y0u human2 pr0bably get tired 0f u2 alien2 a2king inane que2ti0n2, but 2eri0u2ly.
it'2 getting like 12th perigee2 eve up in here.
and i need t0 kn0w if i need t0 find pre2ent2 f0r the dr0ne2 bef0re i get culled 0r 20mething.
Sollux has been a naughty boy this year, tbh, and...stolen a bunch of money.
TODAY, Dave gets his birthday present, which is a gift certificate for a local electronic's store, for $2000.
Sometime later, when Sollux discovers what Christmas is all about etc., he will get a second one.
TODAY, Eridan gets a note slipped under his door: meet me at the d0ck2
The rest of the presents will come towards the end of the month and we can play it out later if you guys want.
Aradia gets the HUMAN Indiana Jones box set, including Crystal Skull, and a little note: 2aw thi2 and i th0ught y0u might like it. i'll watch it with y0u if y0u want.
Karkat gets a large box of movies, also. Basically a random selection of human romcoms that Sollux stuck in a box and taped a note to it: dunn0 where the2e came fr0m but i th0ught y0u might get m0re u2e 0ut 0f them than i w0uld.
P.2. i w0n't watch them with y0u
P.P.2. n0t even if y0u wear the 0ther pre2ent.
P.P.P.2. the p.p.2 wa2 a lie, i will watch them with y0u if y0u wear them.
And in a second box, nestled inside the first, is a pair of fuzzy reindeer stockings and a red sweater with Rudolph on it, with an LED light-up nose.
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which i2 why i'm n0t making y0u wear them al0ng with the re2t.
al20 y0u have h0rn2 already, 20 whatever.
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the fa2hi0n p0lice will never catch me.
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2henanigan2.
inv0lving thing2 y0u're pr0bably g0ing t0 yell at me f0r, actually.
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i might have g0tten the m0ney fr0m pe0ple wh0 were already 2tealing it 0n the city 2t0ck exchange.
i'm a hacker, where d0 y0u think?
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0h, and y0ur wriggling day.
and eridan'2 i gue22, th0ugh hi2 pre2ent wa2 really expen2ive 20 he might have t0 2uck 0n it.
i d0n't even kn0w when hi2 wriggling day i2 anyway.
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anyway, y0u d0n't need t0 w0rry, kk, i 0nly t00k thing2 that n0 0ne will mi22.
i 2wear i'm n0t an idi0t.
and i d0n't kn0w, why w0uldn't a ki2me2i2 kn0w hi2 blackmate'2 wriggling day?
i might like t0 kick hi2 a22 2pecial 0n that day.
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everything will be fine.
tru2t me!
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