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[thekidsare0kay]

what the fuck wa2 all that mu2ic ye2terday ab0ut?
i kn0w y0u human2 pr0bably get tired 0f u2 alien2 a2king inane que2ti0n2, but 2eri0u2ly.
it'2 getting like 12th perigee2 eve up in here.
and i need t0 kn0w if i need t0 find pre2ent2 f0r the dr0ne2 bef0re i get culled 0r 20mething.


Sollux has been a naughty boy this year, tbh, and...stolen a bunch of money.

TODAY, Dave gets his birthday present, which is a gift certificate for a local electronic's store, for $2000.
Sometime later, when Sollux discovers what Christmas is all about etc., he will get a second one.

TODAY, Eridan gets a note slipped under his door: meet me at the d0ck2

The rest of the presents will come towards the end of the month and we can play it out later if you guys want.

Aradia gets the HUMAN Indiana Jones box set, including Crystal Skull, and a little note: 2aw thi2 and i th0ught y0u might like it. i'll watch it with y0u if y0u want.

Karkat gets a large box of movies, also. Basically a random selection of human romcoms that Sollux stuck in a box and taped a note to it: dunn0 where the2e came fr0m but i th0ught y0u might get m0re u2e 0ut 0f them than i w0uld.
P.2. i w0n't watch them with y0u
P.P.2. n0t even if y0u wear the 0ther pre2ent.
P.P.P.2. the p.p.2 wa2 a lie, i will watch them with y0u if y0u wear them.
And in a second box, nestled inside the first, is a pair of fuzzy reindeer stockings and a red sweater with Rudolph on it, with an LED light-up nose.

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[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Traditional holiday music. Christmas is coming up.

[thekidsare0kay]

what the fuck i2 chri2tma2?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

December 25th: Holiday for decorating, feasting, and exchanging gifts with loved ones. It's also the observance of a god's birth.

[thekidsare0kay]

20 y0u give gift2 t0 y0ur friend2?
which g0d?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Those you genuinely like at least.

Christian one of humans called Jesus. Some of the songs played earlier are about him - 'Away in the Manger', 'First Noel', 'Silent Night', The Little Drummer Boy', 'Hark! The Herald Angels Sing', 'O Holy Night', 'Do You Hear What I Hear'.

[thekidsare0kay]

0r hate, in my ca2e.

20 thi2 i2 a human h0liday t0 celebrate the birth 0f human jegu2.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Was religious observance, incorporating both Christian and pagan. Overtime, it's became other things - meaning you are free to enjoy or hate it however you want.

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

Eridan heads to the docks warily, but expectantly. He's mostly enjoyed everything that's happened vis. the docks so far. He's expecting an attack of some sort, of course, but that isn't bad, really. Just something he has to be alert and ready for.

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[thekidsare0kay]

For once, Sollux is waiting in the open, sitting on a crate near a rather large two-masted yacht. The ship has a few dings and scratches, but Sollux is as sure as he can be - without actually knowing anything about ships - that it's sea worthy.

And inside, it's well worth the price he paid.

"Hey," he says as he sees Eridan coming, and stands up, then jerks his head towards the boat. "Come thith way."

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

"Wwhat for?" says Eridan, eyeing Sollux. "Wwhat are wwe doin'?"

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[thekidsare0kay]

"We're going on a cruithe," Sollux said. There was a set of steps next to the yacht and he trotted up them, then hopped on board. "Come on. You know how to thail, right?" he shouts back.

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

Snorting, Eridan boarded the ship.

"A' course I knoww howw to sail, wwhat kind a seatroll do you take me for? Are wwe commandeerin' this ship or wwhat?"

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[thekidsare0kay]

"Commandeering?" Sollux asked, grinning as he threw himself into the co-pilot's chair, leaving the captain's chair for Eridan. "Not egthactly. I'm pretty sure if you're going to thteal it, you don't pay for it."

[hashrap]

since when were you loaded
this is a lot of money

[thekidsare0kay]

i2 it en0ugh t0 buy y0u 20me needed equipment?

[hashrap]

you didnt answer my question

[thekidsare0kay]

i gue22 i've been l0aded 2ince n0w.
0nly n0t anym0re, 2ince i 2pent it all 0n my be2t quadrant buddie2 and my friend2.
and n0w y0u have t0 an2wer my que2ti0n.

[hashrap]

whatd you blow a millionaire in a back alley or something

[thekidsare0kay]

0h g02h, y0u figured it 0ut!
and i wa2n't g0ing t0 tell y0u f0r fear y0u'd be jeal0u2.





ck
i'm a hacker.

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[thekidsare0kay]

we sh0uld celebrate it 200n, 2ince every0ne el2e i2 gearing up t0 celebrate thi2 chri2tma2 thing anyway.
it'll pr0bably link up pretty well.

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[thekidsare0kay]

i d0n't kn0w.
i'm n0t inclined t0 2tart t0tally c0nverting 0ver 0r anything.
my wriggling day i2n't f0r a while yet, f0r example.
i'm n0t g0ing t0 2tart calling my2elf thirteen and celebrating my wriggling every human year
but when 0n tr0ll r0me, d0 a2 the r0man2 d0, right?
if they have h0liday2 we might a2 well have fun at the 2ame time a2 every0ne el2e.

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[thekidsare0kay]

whatever happen2, we're 2till tr0ll2.
we live 0n a m02tly human w0rld, but that d0e2n't change u2.
fuck
h0w time flie2.