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[thekidsare0kay]

w0w ed.
i really didn't think y0u had it in y0u.
but 2eri0u2ly, if y0u were g0ing t0 2pam my tr0llian with de2perate attempt2 t0 get me t0 watch y0u take y0ur cl0the2 0ff 0n vide0, i w0uld have th0ught y0u w0uld at lea2t have the 2hame gl0be2 t0 admit it wa2 y0u.
in2tead 0f pretending t0 be a 22/f/human.

thank2 f0r the laugh, th0ugh.

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, he'll just go ahead and lock this whole thread now]

[thekidsare0kay]

right, 20, hyp0thetically what y0u're 2aying i2 that y0u want t0 take y0ur cl0the2 0ff while i watch.

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

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[thekidsare0kay]

0h.
20 y0u're t00 2hy.
i had a feeling y0u were afraid.

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

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[thekidsare0kay]

l0w fucking bl0w c0n2idering i'm 2itting here a2king y0u t0 take y0ur cl0the2 0ff f0r me, ed.

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

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[thekidsare0kay]

maybe i'll ju2t change my mind.
fuck y0u very much, ed.
tr0ll y0u next time i feel like being di2appointed.

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

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[thekidsare0kay]

ab0ut a2king y0u t0 d0 thi2.
fuck, y0u're den2e 20metime2.
h0w 0bvi0u2 d0 i have t0 be?

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

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[thekidsare0kay]

i can't hate y0u and want t0 2ee y0u 2trip?
c0n2idering ki2me22itude i2 a mating quadrant, h0w are the2e thing2 inc0mpatible, exactly?
if y0u think i w0n't be enj0ying y0u degrading y0ur2elf f0r my per20nal plea2ure, y0u are f00ling y0ur2elf.
and f0r crying 0ut L0UD, if i were breaking up with y0u, i w0uld 2AY it in th02e w0rd2.
20 chill 0ut.

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

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[thekidsare0kay]

well i'll 0rder y0u t0 d0 it if it'll make y0u feel better.
20meh0w i d0ubt i'll get anywhere with that.

what d0 y0u want 0ut 0f it?

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

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[thekidsare0kay]

let me get thi2 2traight.
y0u want me t0 0bey an 0rder in exchange f0r 2tripping f0r me?

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

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[thekidsare0kay]

fir2t 0f all, fuck y0u.
2ec0nd 0f all, i'm ju2t trying t0 figure 0ut exactly h0w reluctant y0u are pretending t0 be.
2ince we b0th kn0w the truth i2, y0u can't wait t0 2trip f0r me.
20 an2wer my que2ti0n - if we're d0ing 20me kind 0f tran2acti0n here - if hyp0thetically y0u were t0 agree t0 2trip f0r me 0n camera, what w0uld y0u want in return?

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

[locked] WAIT NO

[thekidsare0kay]

0kay, y0u've g0t a deal.
i'll c0me 0ver t0 y0ur hive after y0u 2trip.
turn 0n y0ur vide0.

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

[Eridan turns it on, scowling to hide his nervousness.]

Come ovver to my hivve and wwhat? Fuckin' leavve again immediately?

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Oops, he figured him out. Sollux switches on his own video. He's sprawled on his stomach on his bed, his chin propped up on one hand and the other typing, but now he grins toothily at Eridan.]

You didn't thpethify. If you want to change the deal, now'th the time.

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

[Eridan fiddles with his scarf and then pulls it off. He's already not wearing his cape. He thought he needed it but he's been wearing it less ever since he died.]

Wwell wwe're in a fuckin' matin' quadrant, aren't wwe? And we'vve barely done anythin'.

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux wouldn't call sucking Eridan's bulge barely doing anything, and he worries sometimes about what Karkat and Aradia said about Eridan going too fast and pushing him. He yellows, blushing.]

You want to fill a pail. Today?

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[allthefeelings.livejournal.com]

[Eridan goes even more scowly now, because he's embarrassed.]

Wwhy, you'vve got somethin' against doin' that?