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hell0?
i f0und this thing
it's n0t my 0wn huskt0p but i can't find that
i h0pe this piece 0f shit is w0rking

0kay guys this isn't funny anym0re
y0u can c0me 0ut n0w
i'm awake and s0rt 0f getting nerv0us
y0u might n0t have n0ticed since i was unc0nsci0us and all
but i can't actually see a damn thing
s0 cut it 0ut

0kay?
i'll just
wait here

[OOC: Sollux is hiding in an alley in the Underground. If you communicate with him (I recommend voice, and he'll find the voice function of his own network communicator once he realizes it might exist) he can give you details to find him. And then we can go to action spam in the comments, I guess? You're also welcome to go straight to action if you want to stumble over him directly.]

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[There's a short, startled pause]

kk?

No. This is your fucking conscience speaking. How are you doing, Sollux? We haven't had a heart to heart chat in a while.

Of course it's me, dumbass.

[He snorts, but the sound of that familiar condescension is reassuring and a bit of a smile creeps into his voice]

Oh man, I'd say I'm glad to hear the sound of your voice, but I'm not a fucking masochist, so no luck there.

I'd say the same, but I'm going to admit it's fucking weird without the lisp.

...Asshole. There are two things in the universe making life just barely worth living right now. One is losing the voices. The other is losing the lisp. You can live with the weirdness, if I can actually say weirdness.

[ won't mention they'll.... grow back in. not yet. he still feels bad enough that he'll let his best friend have that victory. ]

Why the ever loving fuck am I the asshole here? You were the stupid grubfucking douchebag that just had to fight with Ampora.

[Yeah. He knows. But he's got enough on his plate that he doesn't care right now.]

It's not like you did anything to stop me, grublicker! And how was I supposed to know that stupid stick wasn't a toy? I'd kicked his ass in every duel before then!

Oh yeah. Because you SO would have fucking listened to me in the first place. I also happened to have dragged your sorry nub out of there too, now didn't I? Maybe I should have fucking left you behind!

You did what? [Now he's just confused] Was ED really going to kill me even after he knocked me out? FF wouldn't have let him do that. [That's just overkill, man. What a jerk]

[ oh....

oh shit. right. um. ]

Now's, uh, not really a good time to talk about that. I think Terezi's getting you so maybe later. But definitely not fucking now.

[ smooth, Vantas. ]

[Dot. Dot. Dot.]

Gee. Why do I have this funny feeling that you're all hiding something really important from me? I can't imagine where I'm getting that idea. What do you think, kk?

It might be, in large, due to a lot of shit hit the whirling device lately? Maybe? Dead trolls every fucking place, Sollux.

Yeah. ...TZ mentioned EQ and NP and TV.

And Vriska said Eridan gets it too, not that I give a fuck about him. Kanaya died on us, but somehow revived? Fuck if I know how that one worked. Vriska didn't explain that shit.

ED got it, too? Does that mean I actually got him?

No, fuckass! You lost so bad you left fucking cracks in the wall.

Fuck. Well, a guy can hope. Who ever thought he would get so good?! I thought that fucking stick was just more crap.

He went off of the fucking deep end, Sollux. It is as apparent as your disgusting blood stained shirt that he went shithive maggots on us all and no one could have imagined he would actually kill the others. I mean fuck... That's really more Vriska's thing.

[A bit of a pause]

...Thanks for getting me outta there, kk. I guess I owe you my life.

There is a chance of that, but you are my best friend and shit. Don't mention it.

Yeah. [Another sigh] So...is this place better or worse than where we were?

That highly depends on the fucking day, considering all of the curses and shit.

What curses?

It's pretty much just random shit. Like the last week we were sort of in different universes. Fucking weird, if you ask me. Another one was that we became sort of like cats. It really all depends on the day and there is a chance that the person next to you will be affected but not you.

Oh...that doesn't sound so bad. I was thinking of the other kind of curses.

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