thekidsare0kay

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hell0?
i f0und this thing
it's n0t my 0wn huskt0p but i can't find that
i h0pe this piece 0f shit is w0rking

0kay guys this isn't funny anym0re
y0u can c0me 0ut n0w
i'm awake and s0rt 0f getting nerv0us
y0u might n0t have n0ticed since i was unc0nsci0us and all
but i can't actually see a damn thing
s0 cut it 0ut

0kay?
i'll just
wait here

[OOC: Sollux is hiding in an alley in the Underground. If you communicate with him (I recommend voice, and he'll find the voice function of his own network communicator once he realizes it might exist) he can give you details to find him. And then we can go to action spam in the comments, I guess? You're also welcome to go straight to action if you want to stumble over him directly.]

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[ snapping at! ...and probably too quickly too. ]

No! Why the fuck would I blame myself for what happened to everyone? Where the ever loving nooksucking shit did you even come up with a ridiculous as fuck idea like that?

[Snort. He's grinning, not that you can see] In other words, that's exactly what you've been doing. Get over it, kk. You might be nearly as much of a loser fuckup as I am, but I'm okay with what happened to me. [Shrug] At least, I will be once I get somewhere more comfortable and can sleep for a week or so.

I have not! Fuck, I am not such a wriggler that I would need to feel guilt or have to be comforted by my bipolar asshole of a friend.

...But at least sleeping is something we can definitely do here.

You're so obviously in need of my comfort that it's pathetic, kk. Did my words of encouragement make you cry?

Thank gog. Though sleeping wasn't so bad back there, either. I got to see Aradia again when I was unconscious.

Oh yes, Captor. That's exactly what I am doing. I am crying a sea of tears so vast that one would think I was fucking bleeding from my eye sockets. Fucking shame you'll never see the sight of it.

And what the hell? Aradia blew up.

The first step of healing is admitting your shame, kk. And that was a low blow.

Yeah, I know. But somehow she's god tier now and fluttering around the bubbles in the Furthest Ring, I guess. She was just about to explain the whole fucking thing when I woke up here, so I guess I'll never know what was really going on.

You started it.

Well shit. Just what we need - another new game mechanic that no one ever fucking told us about. Perfect.

Oh man, you are downright hilarious when you're feeling guilty. I never knew you had such a big pity boner for me, kk. I'm almost flattered. [Okay actually if Karkat really did pity him, he'd be really flattered, but he's sure Karkat doesn't really pity him that way, or he wouldn't be nearly so capable of teasing him about it] I wasn't really upset, you know.

At least she's alive again. That's pretty good.

[ time to troll... ]

Actually, Sollux...

[Uh oh, what's this incredibly familiar sense of creeping doom? You thought you had left it behind]

...What?

Oh gog, what don't I know, kk?

I have a confession to make.

[Karkat, he is going to hate you]

kk, spit it out, for jegus sake. What is it? I knew there was something you were hiding from me!

Well all of your talk of pity and shit makes me really stop and - Fuck. This is hard. Give me a goddamn break, would you?

Huh?

[Okay, mental gearswitch here. He's talking about pity and not about people he cares about dying?]

Um, what are you trying to say?

Oh my god. Forget it. You're such a dipshit that can't even stay on task for me to goddamn troll. Not worth it.

What?

...

Oh you asshole. I really thought it was about Aradia or something!

No way. You're the asshole here.

Excuse me, who's trolling me with fake pity romance while I'm lying on a street corner, probably dying?

If you were dying then there would be no way you would be fucking talking to me, idiot.

Wow. You say that like I didn't fucking talk to you all the way through the last time I died. Remember that? We both thought it was faking until ff's lusus got pissed and it really happened?

Are you fucking kidding me. You're seriously going to bring that up now of all goddamn times?

I'm just saying.

Anyway, bluh bluh that's over and done with. I think I hear tz.

And I'm saying maybe we need to just fucking keep you in a bubble so nothing else shitty will happen.

Wow. Okay.

[He seriously doesn't know what to do with you today, kk. This stuff is sounding sort of serious. And on the one hand, fuck you, he can take care of himself.

On the other hand, it's sort of nice, and oddly sweet.]

God damn.

[ no, fuck you. fuck you for NOT being able to take care of yourself or you wouldn't be blind. D< ]

Just have her get your sorry nub over here.

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