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[thekidsare0kay]

w0w ed.
i really didn't think y0u had it in y0u.
but 2eri0u2ly, if y0u were g0ing t0 2pam my tr0llian with de2perate attempt2 t0 get me t0 watch y0u take y0ur cl0the2 0ff 0n vide0, i w0uld have th0ught y0u w0uld at lea2t have the 2hame gl0be2 t0 admit it wa2 y0u.
in2tead 0f pretending t0 be a 22/f/human.

thank2 f0r the laugh, th0ugh.

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[thekidsare0kay]

w0ah.
human2 are really perverted, huh?
i'll be right 0ver.

[aliveandticking]

thanks :)
i think this is one cultural exchange i dont need

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[thekidsare0kay]

[And he's at your door, Aradia. Not like it was a far walk]

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[aliveandticking]

[ she opens the door, waving him in ] Thanks for coming!

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[thekidsare0kay]

Hey, I'm alwayth here for you, aa. [He smiles shyly] Okay, show me the huthktop.

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[aliveandticking]

[ she goes and picks it up from the chair where she left it, opening the lid ] See? Whenever I try and close these out, more just pop up!

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[thekidsare0kay]

[His eyes bug a little at the sight of the (censored) pictures of human girls in the pop-ups] Hopy shit!

[Cheeks burning, he sits down with the husktop on his lap, pulls up a command prompt and starts running a standard virus scan. At the same time, he begins scripting in ~ATH, something to identify things that a usual virus scan might not catch]

Definitly lookth like a viruth.

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[aliveandticking]

That's what I thought! I mean, it's not the sort of thing I'd go looking for on purpose...

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He gives her a slow grin] Are you sure there ithn't anything you should tell me?

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[aliveandticking]

Sollux!! [ she beans him in the back of the head with a pillow from the couch :| ]

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He yelps, but snickers even louder as he works on her computer.

Try as he might, though, he can't find the fucking virus]

What the fuck, thith ith weird.

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[aliveandticking]

[ she peers over his shoulder, looking at the incomprehensible screens he's pulled up ] Do you think it's the City's fault?

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He blinks at her] What...a porn curthe?

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[aliveandticking]

[ shrug! ] Maybe! I mean, you were getting solicited, right? The simplest explanation is usually right! Except when the most complicated one is, but trying the simplest one first is easiest.

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[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, I wath, and it wath definitely a bot or thomething, becauthe it kept giving me weird anthwerth when I replied to it. [Eyeroll] Thith ith a thtupid viruth.

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[aliveandticking]

I guess it's harmless, even if it's embarrassing. You can go ahead and shut that down!

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Yeah he just...shuts down the husktop and sets it aside] It'll probably be fine by tomorrow.

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[aliveandticking]

I hope so! That's not the kind of thing I want surprising me in the morning.

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[thekidsare0kay]

I don't blame you. [Laugh] Can't thay it'th what I would want to thee unekthpectedly, either.

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[aliveandticking]

But you'd be all right with it if you expected it? [ teehee ]

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Turning totally yellow now] N-no!

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[aliveandticking]

[ she giggles, holding up a pillow in case he goes for revenge ] You know, you're really easy to fluster!

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He grabs a pillow himself and holds it up threateningly] I dunno what you're talking about. I'm totally chill, and completely unfluthtered.

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[aliveandticking]

You're also a really bad liar! You're bright yellow, you know!

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[thekidsare0kay]

I'm fine! [Attempts to bash with a pillow] We're talking about a bunch of naked humanth all over your huthktop thcreen!